Just about anything i like or find entertaining. Just an average white girl with an above average sense of humor and a love for family, friends, and food. Culinary student at JWU.
New Jersey is home <3
wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(via epic-humor)

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via iamstill-paintingflowers-foryou)

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sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

(via super-wholock-fangirl)

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House phone:*rings*
Me:nah
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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via super-wholock-fangirl)

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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: Do you like bike riding?


Answer:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Yes without the bike seat. Over train tracks.

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via lovinglifeandallitsflaws)

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thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

(via ruinedchildhood)

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