Just about anything i like or find entertaining. Just an average white girl with an above average sense of humor and a love for family, friends, and food. Culinary student at JWU.
New Jersey is home <3

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

(Source: nerdsigh, via anexcitingdaydream)

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stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

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bluntafterblunts:

Do you ever just forget that weed is illegal?

(via letskeepitasecrettt)

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

(Source: bitnap, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via emily-russell)

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

(Source: thesassycat, via spork)

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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang, via ruinedchildhood)

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*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

(Source: zodiacbaby, via suchvodka)

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